Tuesday, January 20, 2009

NOW LET'S SEE IF HE CAN DO IT

I didn't vote for Obama. I didn't vote for McCain. I did vote but I do not believe in our two-party system. We need more choices and we need to throw our support behind another option. I have thought for a long time now that our country is a mess and it isn't the fault of just one person. Politicians are greedy and they end up being on the take by lobbyists and many do not have our personal interests in mind.

Having said that I want Obama to prove me wrong. It's time to back up the hype. I'm not expecting miracles overnight but I am expecting something. If great public speakers make great world leaders than Joel Osteen should have been President a long time ago. I don't need a good speech to make me feel good. I want my country back.

I DON'T CARE IF HE'S BLACK DO YOU?

Granted today is a big day in American History. American has elected its first black President and the media is having a field day with this. I personally don't care if he is green, has five legs or likes to spend his spare time rubbing peanut butter on his pet ferret. Can he fix the economy?

People are losing their jobs, homes are being foreclosed upon at a record rate and my 401-K is leaking faster than a Pam Anderson breast implant.

I hate affirmative action. Hire the best person for the job regardless of the color of their skin. Yes Barack Obama is our first black President. That story is over as of 12:30PM today. The question now will be "Is he the right man for the job?" I hope so or all of us, regardless of color, are in a deep load of s**t.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

WHY I THINK GOSSIP COLUMNISTS ARE VERMIN

When I was a kid they took us on a trip to the water pumping station. We went down a bunch of stairs and I'll never forget the stench. I saw waste water being pumped into this vat from all parts of the city. This was raw sewage. Human crap, cigarette butts, toilet tissue even a chewed up red rubber ball was right before my innocent eight year old eyes. It is in this location that I am confident that people who write gossip columns reside.

Think about it. They can make anything up and print it in the paper. Its not really a challenging job at all. They take pride in ruining people's lives and there is no consequence. Let me illustrate my point: RICHARD GERE-------if you are now thinking of a gerbil I have illustrated my point. The gerbil thing never happened........it was a prairie dog.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

WHY DO WE WATCH AMERICAN IDOL?

First of all I have to be better in 2009 about blogging. Once I get off the air I really don't have much to say. I kind of shut down for the day and try and recharge my batteries.

So tonight we have the start of season seven for American Idol. There is no arguing with the success of this show but I think I have had enough. These contestants come in humble and the more success they attain the more egotistical they become.

Carrie Underwood seems to be the most appreciative winner while Clay Aiken (although not a winner) seems to have really over estimated his importance to the rest of mankind.

He came on idol looking like someone the high school bully would give wedgies to when he wasn't eating his bag lunch alone in the school cafeteria. Three months later he has a new hair style, a new look, is adored by middle age women across America who later are shocked when he announces he prefers the strong embrace of another man. Clay Aiken coming out of the closet even made the cover of People magazine.

American Idol is a monster..a publicity machine...and like zombies we are led to watch this over-the-top talent show. Feed the loser to a cage of hungry lions and maybe I'll tune back in.