THOUGHTS ON TIGER WOODS BEFORE THE MASTERS

1)  90 bodyguards????  Based on what he has done in the past shouldn't blondes with fake racks hire the bodyguads???

2)  Forget what happened the night in November with Elin--tell me what Rachel Utchitel knows that got her $10 million?

3)  Never took an illegal drug ever???  What were you on when you hooked up with that troll Mindy Lawton???  Talk about hoggin'!!!

4)  Win the Masters...look into the camera and say "I'm going to the Bunny Ranch!!!!!"

FOUR THOUGHTS ON SANDRA BULLOCK

1)  She got screwed over by Jesse James no question--but how do we REALLY know she's "America's Sweetheart?"

2)  There is a 12% unemployment rate in our state yet we continue to be amazed by who Tiger Woods and Jesse James bangs on the side.

3)  I have always said you can tell how wild a person is by piercings, tattoos, and if they smoke.  Look at the cover of any magazine...it pretty much tells ya what is inside.

4)  We all make bad decesions in life.  Sandra will rebound.  She's human.  She's not a victim.  I sat through "Speed 2."  We all just need to move on.

Wanna see George Lopez talk about his talk with Sandra???  Click link below

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid11892230001?bctid=75624122001

FOUR THOUGHTS FOR MARCH 25, 2010

1)  Biden drops the f-bomb...will the FCC investigate him as long as they have been discussing Janet Jackson's nipple?

2)  Think about this long and hard....would ya rather be stuck on a deserted island for the rest of your life with Nancy Grace or Ann Coulter?  How soon before you would commit suicide?

3)  If their wives were out of town for a weekend which guy would throw a better party?  Jesse James or Tiger Woods?

4)  What is a better example of a "huge ass."  Kirstie Alley or Rush Limbaugh?

FOUR THOUGHTS FOR JANUARY 25, 2010

1)  Early Super Bowl prediction:  Colts 35 Saints 31.  I am also curious if The Who will be able to stay up for their halftime performance.  Ya know old people once it gets past 8PM.


2)  People in the middle of the street collecting for their church annoy the hell out of me.


3)  If I wanted to make a donation to a cause at the grocery store I would.  They don't need to ask me when I'm checking out.  Try asking an employee if they would mind if you opened a bag of chips and had a few.


4)  Is it me or are the snowbirds particularly annoying this year?  I think an out of state plate is just as dangerous as a drunk driver.

Four Thoughts For 1-19-10

1)  Women may have to pay more for dry cleaning but if ya sleep with a married celebrity then you get a free birthday party in Palm Beach.  Don't ever tell me that men have more power than women.


2)  The Founder of Taco Bell died the other day.  He sold the company to Pepsi in 1978 for $125 million.  I have NEVER been to a Taco Bell before 11PM at night.  If cops set up a check point at the drive thru Taco Bell would have been out of business years ago.


3)  80% of Americans favor legalizing marajuana for medical use.  I'm no financial expert but when we finally legalize it I'm buying stock in Dominoes Pizza.


4)  If I were a dentist...I'd buy booth space at the South Florida Fair.

Four Thoughts for January 18, 2010

1)  I'm not quite sure why anyone is Ga-Ga over either of these two women.  Oprah cares about Oprah and Lady Ga Ga told Oprah she prefers to be called "Ga-Ga."  I have a better name for ya--looney tune!

2)  Who are these people goiing to see Avatar?  Am I missing something if I wait until it's on DVD?

3)  Did ya ever notice that the people that are usually corrupt are in a position of power?  I wonder when and why they took a turn to the dark side.

4)  A lady didn't know I was behind her in the grocery aisle.  She let out a fart that sounded like a trumpet.  I laughed and she gave me a dirty look.  I hate when life isn't fair.

FOUR THOUGHTS FOR 1-15-10

1)  With all the crap music out there today, there is no reason that a simple tune like "Pants to the Ground" couldn't go to number one!

2)  I think if you wrapped fish in the Palm Beach Post it's insulting to the fish.

3)  Tiger Woods has a bad agent.  He should be picking UP endorsements for Viagra, Trojans and AshleyMadison.com

4)  If someone came up with the idea of black licorice and someone else financed it---we can ALL become inventors.  Keep thinking.