1) 90 bodyguards???? Based on what he has done in the past shouldn't blondes with fake racks hire the bodyguads???
2) Forget what happened the night in November with Elin--tell me what Rachel Utchitel knows that got her $10 million?
3) Never took an illegal drug ever??? What were you on when you hooked up with that troll Mindy Lawton??? Talk about hoggin'!!!
4) Win the Masters...look into the camera and say "I'm going to the Bunny Ranch!!!!!"
