MINDLESS RAMBLINGS

People with baseball caps on sideways deserve to have them whacked off their head....not all babies are cute.....there's a chance they'll grow out of it but for the meantime you'll have to face the reality that you have an ugly kid.


Common courtesy and politeness are becoming a thing of the past---if you don't agree then you can go to hell.


I often wonder if homeless people have bank accounts and if they really would work for me in return for a pot roast and some steamed vegetables.


Stupid people should be able to have their kids adopted by smarter ones that really want a child.


I like the smell of gasoline and fresh cut grass but I would never want that to be made into a cologne.


If I take a ream of computer paper home from work I don't consider that stealing.


I just assume women that enter bar contests have herpes.


It's never a "gland problem"...face it...you're just fat.


If a gay guy doesn't know how to dress....does he lose his street cred?