1) I stood behind a woman at the grocery store yesterday that was writing a check for her purchase. I saw that she had a check card in her purse and I imagined the ceiling crashing down on her head. That made me smile.
2) If someone can say that Represenitive Joe Wilson yelling "you lie" towards the President is racist how come the same isn't being said about what Kanye West did to Taylor Swift?
3) I remember having acne as a teenager and my mother telling me that it would be a phase I would grow out of. For the past three days I have had a pimple behind my ear the size of a seedless grape. Doesn't anyone tell the truth anymore?
4) I would watch the nightly news more often if they threw a custard pie in the face of the weatherperson every time they were wrong on their daily forecast.
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
FOUR THOUGHTS FOR WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 7th 2009
1) If the United States likes to send the military into unsecure areas that run rampant with crime and abuse how come the Special Forces have not yet infiltrated Detroit?
2) Many people were upset this week with the President wishing to address children in our schools. If kids are anything like the kids I knew in school they dozed off, didn't pay attention to one word, and he kept them from smoking cigarettes, trying to sneak off campus or having a sexual romp with a teacher.
3) They say the economy stinks and unemployment is at an all time high--if that's the case where are people getting all this money for all these hi-tech wireless phones?
4) I believe in hiring the best person for the job regardless of race or gender. If you think affirmative action is a good idea--try applying that to the NBA.
2) Many people were upset this week with the President wishing to address children in our schools. If kids are anything like the kids I knew in school they dozed off, didn't pay attention to one word, and he kept them from smoking cigarettes, trying to sneak off campus or having a sexual romp with a teacher.
3) They say the economy stinks and unemployment is at an all time high--if that's the case where are people getting all this money for all these hi-tech wireless phones?
4) I believe in hiring the best person for the job regardless of race or gender. If you think affirmative action is a good idea--try applying that to the NBA.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
FOUR THOUGHTS FOR FIRST WEEK OF SEPTEMBER
1) Why don't the police do background checks on people standing in line at the DMV? Everytime I have been there everyone in line seems to have committed some sort of time and I know the folks at Crimestoppers have a reward posted for more than a few.
2) It should be a a given that we all chant "Douche! Douche! Douche!" at anyone who wears their sunglasses inside a building until he or she takes them off.
3) I never can understand how people on food stamps are able to afford their gold teeth.
4) You don't need to speak English to mow my lawn but since I pay you in American dollars I don't think its right that my ATM asks if I want directions in English or Spanish.
2) It should be a a given that we all chant "Douche! Douche! Douche!" at anyone who wears their sunglasses inside a building until he or she takes them off.
3) I never can understand how people on food stamps are able to afford their gold teeth.
4) You don't need to speak English to mow my lawn but since I pay you in American dollars I don't think its right that my ATM asks if I want directions in English or Spanish.
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