1) Why don't the police do background checks on people standing in line at the DMV? Everytime I have been there everyone in line seems to have committed some sort of time and I know the folks at Crimestoppers have a reward posted for more than a few.
2) It should be a a given that we all chant "Douche! Douche! Douche!" at anyone who wears their sunglasses inside a building until he or she takes them off.
3) I never can understand how people on food stamps are able to afford their gold teeth.
4) You don't need to speak English to mow my lawn but since I pay you in American dollars I don't think its right that my ATM asks if I want directions in English or Spanish.