THOUGHTS ON TIGER WOODS BEFORE THE MASTERS

1)  90 bodyguards????  Based on what he has done in the past shouldn't blondes with fake racks hire the bodyguads???

2)  Forget what happened the night in November with Elin--tell me what Rachel Utchitel knows that got her $10 million?

3)  Never took an illegal drug ever???  What were you on when you hooked up with that troll Mindy Lawton???  Talk about hoggin'!!!

4)  Win the Masters...look into the camera and say "I'm going to the Bunny Ranch!!!!!"

FOUR THOUGHTS ON SANDRA BULLOCK

1)  She got screwed over by Jesse James no question--but how do we REALLY know she's "America's Sweetheart?"

2)  There is a 12% unemployment rate in our state yet we continue to be amazed by who Tiger Woods and Jesse James bangs on the side.

3)  I have always said you can tell how wild a person is by piercings, tattoos, and if they smoke.  Look at the cover of any magazine...it pretty much tells ya what is inside.

4)  We all make bad decesions in life.  Sandra will rebound.  She's human.  She's not a victim.  I sat through "Speed 2."  We all just need to move on.

Wanna see George Lopez talk about his talk with Sandra???  Click link below

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid11892230001?bctid=75624122001