FOUR THOUGHTS FOR JANUARY 25, 2010

1)  Early Super Bowl prediction:  Colts 35 Saints 31.  I am also curious if The Who will be able to stay up for their halftime performance.  Ya know old people once it gets past 8PM.


2)  People in the middle of the street collecting for their church annoy the hell out of me.


3)  If I wanted to make a donation to a cause at the grocery store I would.  They don't need to ask me when I'm checking out.  Try asking an employee if they would mind if you opened a bag of chips and had a few.


4)  Is it me or are the snowbirds particularly annoying this year?  I think an out of state plate is just as dangerous as a drunk driver.

Four Thoughts For 1-19-10

1)  Women may have to pay more for dry cleaning but if ya sleep with a married celebrity then you get a free birthday party in Palm Beach.  Don't ever tell me that men have more power than women.


2)  The Founder of Taco Bell died the other day.  He sold the company to Pepsi in 1978 for $125 million.  I have NEVER been to a Taco Bell before 11PM at night.  If cops set up a check point at the drive thru Taco Bell would have been out of business years ago.


3)  80% of Americans favor legalizing marajuana for medical use.  I'm no financial expert but when we finally legalize it I'm buying stock in Dominoes Pizza.


4)  If I were a dentist...I'd buy booth space at the South Florida Fair.

Four Thoughts for January 18, 2010

1)  I'm not quite sure why anyone is Ga-Ga over either of these two women.  Oprah cares about Oprah and Lady Ga Ga told Oprah she prefers to be called "Ga-Ga."  I have a better name for ya--looney tune!

2)  Who are these people goiing to see Avatar?  Am I missing something if I wait until it's on DVD?

3)  Did ya ever notice that the people that are usually corrupt are in a position of power?  I wonder when and why they took a turn to the dark side.

4)  A lady didn't know I was behind her in the grocery aisle.  She let out a fart that sounded like a trumpet.  I laughed and she gave me a dirty look.  I hate when life isn't fair.

FOUR THOUGHTS FOR 1-15-10

1)  With all the crap music out there today, there is no reason that a simple tune like "Pants to the Ground" couldn't go to number one!

2)  I think if you wrapped fish in the Palm Beach Post it's insulting to the fish.

3)  Tiger Woods has a bad agent.  He should be picking UP endorsements for Viagra, Trojans and AshleyMadison.com

4)  If someone came up with the idea of black licorice and someone else financed it---we can ALL become inventors.  Keep thinking.

FOUR THOUGHTS ON MY MIND TODAY 1-14-10

First of all I was a slacking blogger in 2009.  I plan on staying on top of this in 2010.  Now that I am back from vacation and slightly back on schedule I'm ready to get to work.

1)   American Idol is dead without Simon Cowell.

2)  People like me with OCD should never have joined Net Flix.  I feel like I have to watch the movies as they come in.

3)  Why does it take a disaster like what happened in Haiti to make people generous and nice?

4)  Global warming is an oxy-moron.  Like "Holy War."  It's just not happening people.