1) Women may have to pay more for dry cleaning but if ya sleep with a married celebrity then you get a free birthday party in Palm Beach. Don't ever tell me that men have more power than women.
2) The Founder of Taco Bell died the other day. He sold the company to Pepsi in 1978 for $125 million. I have NEVER been to a Taco Bell before 11PM at night. If cops set up a check point at the drive thru Taco Bell would have been out of business years ago.
3) 80% of Americans favor legalizing marajuana for medical use. I'm no financial expert but when we finally legalize it I'm buying stock in Dominoes Pizza.
4) If I were a dentist...I'd buy booth space at the South Florida Fair.
