1) I'm not quite sure why anyone is Ga-Ga over either of these two women. Oprah cares about Oprah and Lady Ga Ga told Oprah she prefers to be called "Ga-Ga." I have a better name for ya--looney tune!
2) Who are these people goiing to see Avatar? Am I missing something if I wait until it's on DVD?
3) Did ya ever notice that the people that are usually corrupt are in a position of power? I wonder when and why they took a turn to the dark side.
4) A lady didn't know I was behind her in the grocery aisle. She let out a fart that sounded like a trumpet. I laughed and she gave me a dirty look. I hate when life isn't fair.
