1) I stood behind a woman at the grocery store yesterday that was writing a check for her purchase. I saw that she had a check card in her purse and I imagined the ceiling crashing down on her head. That made me smile.
2) If someone can say that Represenitive Joe Wilson yelling "you lie" towards the President is racist how come the same isn't being said about what Kanye West did to Taylor Swift?
3) I remember having acne as a teenager and my mother telling me that it would be a phase I would grow out of. For the past three days I have had a pimple behind my ear the size of a seedless grape. Doesn't anyone tell the truth anymore?
4) I would watch the nightly news more often if they threw a custard pie in the face of the weatherperson every time they were wrong on their daily forecast.
About Me
- Danny Czekalinski
- Pain is only weakness leaving your body. Live life with guts coming out of your ears. Passion is the key!