1) If I was diagnosed as a "sex addict" why the hell would I want to go to rehab???
2) I don't care if you are a Republican or a Democrat. I do think you are a bit naive if you believe either of these parties have our best interests in mind. Lobbyists run this country and until there is a viable third party it's never gonna change.
3) If Julia Roberts worked at a jewelry store in the mall she would never be on the cover of Glamour Magazine. "Pretty average Woman" if ya ask me.
4) If I were a vampire I'd never have to worry about skin cancer but I'd need to work 400 years since the pay for overnights isn't as good as morning drive.